Following the event, Dana has gone into spin mode, apologizing to the fans and promising some way to make it up to them. Well, guess what Dana? You can make it up to us by putting together a fight that many people have clamored for since GSP beat B.J. Penn last January. Instead, you’ve provided us with back-to-back mismatches for the middle- and welterweight champions in the span of a month.
— Mike Fagan, Lambs to the Slaughter: Anderson Silva Needs a Challenge - Bloody Elbow
Quinton Jackson up and Mohawk’d himself to Vancouver. Brock Lesnar picked up a case of swine flu from a viking horn. Lyoto Machida’s hand has eluded him. Anderson Silva has a recurring funny bone injury. Thiago Alves’s knee won’t even let him TRY to make weight. And despite Greg Jackson’s best efforts, Georges St. Pierre CAN’T hit a guy with his pulled groin.
— Mike Fagan, Worlds Collide: Time to Bring in the WEC Cavalry - Bloody Elbow
That weight was hard to move. The crucifix is not my favorite position.
— Kimbo Slice, finding common ground with Jesus Christ. (Mike Fagan with the quip. Zing!) - The Week in Quotes: September 27th - October 3rd - Bloody Elbow